butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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