have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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