first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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