Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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