I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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