the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
