She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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