let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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