I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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