You surviving the open bar?
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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