So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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