Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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