when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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