can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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