Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
