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4 words: hood of his car
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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