SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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