Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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