it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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