why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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