No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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