No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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