It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
