this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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