Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
