He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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