will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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