No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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