what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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