I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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