idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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