I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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