apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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