The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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