I smell stomach acid.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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