Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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