you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Me too!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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