Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
