i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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