Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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