can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
two words: eviction party
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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