WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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