Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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