OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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