I seem to have left my pride at pride
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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