Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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