He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i came on her dog
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
