y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
A+ Viking dick
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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