i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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