just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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