Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she peed on how many people?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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