i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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