booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
