She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hippo gnu deer
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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