Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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