Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Life is so much better after having sex.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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